Quiz: Comments I’ve Received from my Mom, or Comments from Guys I’ve Walked by on the Street?

Marissa Maciel
1 min readAug 2, 2018

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It might be harder than you think!
  1. I love your smile, you should smile more!
  2. Your lipstick looks great!
  3. What’s your boyfriend up to, today?
  4. You need a jacket today, it’s too cold out for your little arms.
  5. I’m hungry; what did you eat this morning?
  6. Where’d you get those shoes?
  7. Why don’t you laugh more, what’s the matter?
  8. That color looks nice on you, you should make that your signature color.
  9. Stand up straight, stick your chest out.
  10. I read your horoscope today, could be a good one for you!
  11. I like that sweater, where’d you get it?
  12. What’s your work phone number, in case I need to get a hold of you?
  13. Are you gonna have kids soon, or what?
  14. Do you have doughnuts, cause I smell doughnuts.
  15. Are you wearing that to work?
  16. Stick your chin up, you look old when you slouch.
  17. Did you see the newest episode of the Bachelor? I wonder if that’s gonna happen for you, someday.
  18. Call your sister, she thinks you’re mad at her.

1–17: Both

18: Mom

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Marissa Maciel
Marissa Maciel

Written by Marissa Maciel

Writer, Illustrator. Work in Points in Case, Weekly Humorist, Entropy Magazine, New Yorker Tiny Shouts, McSweeney’s, and more! All work -> marissamaciel.com

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